The Avengers
First Released June 19, 2012
Main Platform: Pinball FX
Switch Platform: Not Yet Released
Designed by Thomas Crofts
Set: Marvel Pinball Collection 2 ($29.99)
Links: Strategy Guide – Pinball FX Wiki

Between this and Han Solo, I think Zen should avoid metal-grated settings. It just never works out for them. In fairness, Avengers is hardly a bad table. It’s just not really a remarkable one, either. Besides the balls being individually decorated to resemble the Avengers themselves, I found the setting here is so drab to the point that it’s exhausting. This wasn’t unanimous, as my niece’s kickback noted. In terms of themes and modes, it’s such a safe table, you know? That’s how I felt about the first Avengers movie, too. Given how the property has, again and again, produced predictable, boilerplate-type PRODUCTS, I have to believe there’s someone from Marvel with arms like tree trunks brandishing a wiffle bat who provides the one mandate from Disney overlords: don’t f*ck this up! Thomas Crofts didn’t. Zen’s first Avengers pin is FINE. Not great. Not bad. Fine. Kind of bonkers, really, since this is essentially Attack from Mars with a superhero theme. The funny thing is, one of our inside jokes is that if Zen Studios had made Attack from Mars, the saucers would have required more hits to open and more to kill, and the slingshots would have been aimed at the outlanes and the game would be anything but generous with extra balls. And that’s basically what Avengers is.

Oh, it could have been a lot better. A potentially great table driver, placed smack-dab in the center, had potential to one-up the saucer with three side-by-side targets and accommodating rows of lights. Easily the most satisfying shot on the table, but all it does is launch predictable, bland modes. It’s also got some maddening difficulty spikes. The slingshots spoon feed the outlanes too much. It’s not just the actual spring mechanism, either. The heads of the slingshots are actually more dangerous than the moving parts. That’s a weird one, right there. For whatever reason, if the ball bounces off the head of the structure, it’s likely to say “good bye, cruel world” and plunge straight down the outlane before you even get a chance to defend against it. This isn’t the Defenders, after all. It’s the Avengers. Also, the rails are practically bibs for the outlanes. Why would you make a table based on a movie that’s supposed to be for everyone be so focused on demoralization? If not for the razor-sharp scoring balance, probably the best of that era from Zen, I would have been inclined to give Avengers a rating of BAD. But the shot selection is top-notch and the tilt-table ball lock I personally like better than the one on Indiana Jones. It’s just too bad about the difficulty, which turns a solidly GREAT pin into one that’s just barely, BARELY okay.
Cathy: GOOD (3 out of 5)
Angela: GOOD
Oscar: GOOD
Jordi: GOOD
Sasha: GREAT (4 out of 5)
Overall Scoring Average: 3.2 🧹CLEAN SCORECARD🧹
Some review copies were provided in this review, others were paid for.
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