Tag: Bram Stoker’s Dracula Switch

Bram Stoker’s Dracula for The Pinball Arcade on Nintendo Switch (Table Review)

The Pinball Arcade was released on Nintendo Switch on April 6, 2018, then immediately delisted in under two hours and modified to remove all the Bally/Williams pins. Years after this happened, The Pinball Chick was given seven separate review codes that gave us these tables. These are among the rarest content in the entire history of Nintendo consoles, and it’s all largely undocumented. That’s why we’re providing these reviews. All media presented in these Pinball Arcade for Switch reviews we release to all content creators and websites for use in any content you make. All we ask is that you link to ThePinballChick.com.

BRAM STOKER’S DRACULA

Thoughts of a Designer with Dave Sanders: “I’ve never really got the love some people have for this one. Hated it on release for its putrid colours, rough scrappy sound and those damn lightning flippers. Looking at it now, it just seems… old. Not ‘gothic atmosphere’ old though there’s plenty of that, but old-fashioned for April 1993. Fewer moving parts than Barry Oursler’s Doctor Who or even Hurricane. The one moving part it does deserve big props for is the mist ball magnet, but that’s part of the other problem; the limited content outside of the three multiballs is pure fluff, and the fumbled early version of stacking hasn’t twigged yet that doing so with close to an entire game is a bad idea. Stack all three multiballs once, and you never need to touch it ever again (didn’t they learn anything from Bride Of One Shot’s Billionaire Club?). It’s probably significant that Bram Stoker’s Dracula and Twilight Zone came out in the same month; the development bloat of the latter is legendary, it definitely seems like something else had to give, and BSD drew the short straw.”

Bram Stoker’s Dracula is notorious for its lightning flippers, but honestly, the Switch version is right up there with the Arcooda build in being a kinder, gentler prince of darkness. But, there’s no need to feel any sense of FOMO, because Dracula is completely, totally, utterly broken. From teleporting balls to balls clipping through solid objects to the auto-plunge failing to get the ball on the table to live balls and the floating mist ball trading places, this thing kept finding new ways to fail to work as a simulation of a real machine. As big of fans as everyone (but Cathy) is of Bram Stoker’s Dracula, TPA never quite worked the bugs out on any platform, but this version specifically is really bad. Literally every game that didn’t have three house balls (which, hey, it’s Dracula so it happens) had some catastrophic, game-wrecking (if not outright game-ending) glitch. How bad can it get? Here’s the game saying the ball was lost when it was still live and in play.

Dracula could have scored a 3.75 and a Certificate of Excellence with Cathy being the lone GOOD vote and the rest voting GREAT. But, if you think you missed out on the only version of Dracula on Switch, well, you didn’t. We highly anticipate this will eventually find its way to Pinball FX, but we don’t expect much from it. We’re excited for a LOT of tables to debut on FX, but with Dracula, we’re honestly pretty skeptical about it. Pinball FX isn’t exactly known for having an effective nudge or backhand, tactics that are absolutely essential for playing Dracula at a high level. Playing the TPA build on Switch reminded us of that, especially with a drain that a coffin could fit between. Terminator 2 will play great on Zen’s engine. Johnny Mnemonic will. Dirty Harry will. But Dracula? We imagine it’ll be about as bad as Keanu’s acting in the film it’s based on.
DELISTED
Type: Solid State – Dot Matrix Display
Based on Bram Stoker’s Dracula by Williams (1993)
Designers: Barry Oursler & Mark Sprenger
Vice Family High: Cathy “IGC” 1,158,456,100 totally legitimately earned points, honest to goodness. (Had it been anything near a top 100 score, she would have quit-out so not to wreck the leaderboard)
Declared OUT OF ORDER by The Pinball Chick Team